Smart Answers 4 Stupid Questions:p

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DATE: 06/20/2007 05:22:37 AM
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BOY : May I hold your hand?


GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.




GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!


BOY : You love me...




GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??


BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??




GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.


BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple




GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.


BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??




BOY : I love you and I could die for you!


GIRL : How soon??




BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!


GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??




SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??


TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.




MAN : You remind me of the sea.


WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?


MAN : NO, because you make me sick.




WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.


HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.




MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?


PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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